‘Fantasy Toys & Accessories’ Category

“And You Want To Be My Latex Salesman?” The Artistry of Kink Engineering

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April
2010 | 10:17 am

Ah, can there be a more sensual and gentle envelopment of sheer intoxication … and ecstasy …than that which comes exotically wrapped within an alluring kiss of latex?

Within the past few weeks, there has been a curious growth in the selection of new on-line forums devoted to all things latex, and across numerous related websites. One very popular website in particular, the wildly-successful and enthusiastically supported Fet Life (as the prime example), saw the formulation of a straight-forward “Where to Buy Latex?” discussion group. Within mere minutes, the group was populated with latex lovers from every metaphorical corner of our globe; each one with a timely and topical suggestion where (within their respective areas), an enthusiast may actually purchase their finest and favored rubber trappings. It should not come as a surprise to any that many of the “known” names in the fetish supply and demand business – Polymorph, Libidex, House of Harlot, Vex, etc. – were undoubtedly mentioned and appropriately vetted. Invariably, a great many of the postings tended to direct adamant potential customers to online aggregators (such as eBay, as the best example) rather than to the individual designer/manufacturer and their respective websites. In short, it wasn’t the brand per se that the enthusiastic forum writers were championing, as much as it was the individual styles and pieces themselves.

In other words, it didn’t seem to matter which manufacturer a particular latex catsuit may come from: it mattered more what selection of colors were available, and particularly, what the cost was.

There is a strange relationship between latex enthusiasts and rubber garment designers and manufacturers. Some die-hard rubberists will forever swear that one particular designer or design house is “without question” the best bang for their hard-earned buck and simply won’t spend their money anywhere else; while another clear across the continent (or ocean, for that matter) another equally anxious purchaser is far more concerned about availability.

Enter, if you will, and with apologies to Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander, a self-described “latex salesman.”

He is perhaps best-known in latex circles as the Mad Scientist. Working in close conjunction with his long-term partner in life, and in enterprise (an absolutely brilliant-minded and drop-dead-fetish-model-gorgeous beauty by the name of Archean), he has managed to create not one, but three successful enterprises which feature and utilize the sensual sap of everyone’s favorite fetish tree (that’s ‘rubber’, in case you’re not quite keeping up with our tour).  Within the time frame of only the past twenty months or so, they have managed to not only have founded the corporate entities known as Elastica Engineering, Sheet Latex.Com and Kink Engineering – but have managed to gain a solid, loyal and extremely enthusiastic customer base. They’ve managed to garner and win the respect of these rubber enthusiasts (and we all know latex fetishists can be a potentially finicky lot) without having to design a single garment.

You see, Mad Scientist and Archean work on the industrial side of things. They’re suppliers – of some of the most innovative, durable, colorful, versatile and coveted natural rubber materials that the wide world of all things “fetish” has ever seen. Their business model is simple enough to understand: Elastica Engineering is the development and production (and major) component of their business and Sheet Latex.Com is the order fulfillment component. What about Kink Engineering, you ask? Patience: we’ll get to that very soon. You won’t be disappointed.

It would do them a serious injustice to give away even a single one of their trade secrets: but suffice to say both Mad Scientist and Archean come from actual engineering backgrounds, and both are directly responsible for the “recipe” which makes their sheet latex product unique, and dare it be argued superior, to all other similar products currently available. An example: during an in-person demonstration of the resiliency of their product line, a single 6” swatch of astonishingly translucent sheet latex (“If you can’t read a newspaper through it, we don’t want it”, Archean told us with a confident smile) was stretched, before our eyes, to a length of at least four feet – and could have been stretched farther still before encountering a catastrophic ripping point.

Over the years, these eyes have seen a lot – an awful lot– of latex. Not once have I encountered latex with quite the sheer strength, and mind-boggling flexibility, of the Elastica Engineering product. My beloved partner in this life and I happen to own quite a few pieces of latex wear that are easily thirty years old – and strong enough to have been stitched and sewn together rather than traditionally glued. It is my opinion that the product we saw demonstrated for us this past week is far, far stronger.

“We really try to give (our manufacturing partner) a continuous challenge,” Mad Scientist said, “so that we can equally continue to introduce, and evolve, new products.”

In truth, Mad Scientist is being far too modest when he describes himself as a simple “latex salesman”. In essence, what he and Archean have managed to do is enter into an enviable partnership with an Asian resource and manufacturer in which the formula which makes the material so strong was co-developed through a (sometimes painful and relatively agreeable) communication process. One of their biggest supporters, and best customers, is the Toronto, Ontario design house Ego Assassin, a rapidly up-and-coming serious and heavy “player” to the latex garment game in North America. According to Mad Scientist, “it isn’t a coincidence” that admiration for Ego Assassin designs, and subsequent orders, have increased significantly since supplier-and-designer entered into agreement with each other. “It’s a symbiotic relationship, like any good marriage,” Mad Scientist said. “We’re both trying to help each other out when we can. That leads to increased orders (for both) at the same time.”

“Ego Assassin was the ‘missing link’ for us in our construction process. We took their excellent introductory course on latex construction – and they worked closely with us to provide us the education and skills necessary to perfect our own process.” (Author’s Note: You’ll be hearing much more about Ego Assassin in the weeks leading up to the spring and summer Fetish wear ‘Season’!) One of the new products being offered by Elastica Engineering, developed with the aid of Ego Assassin, is a “Do It Yourself” latex craft kit, in which the buyer receives all the tools necessary in order to craft their own small latex garments or “toys”. “It’s not enough to give you the expertise to make a latex dress,” Mad Scientist said. “But it’s more than enough to give you a taste.”

However, there are and never will be plans to go head-to-head with their appreciated and revered clientele. “It’s our interest to do more of the bondage-crafting and supply side (of the latex business). Ego Assassin is the master of the runway and we will keep a strict ‘no-compete’ policy with them,” Mad Scientist said.

If it was the garment supply-side alone that was so enormously ground-breaking and successful, that unto itself could end the story here on a satisfactory and appropriate note. But wait … there’s more!

Both Mad Scientist and Archean are self-described “obsessive innovators” (really, can anyone think of a better definition of the professionals known as ‘Engineers?’). This brings us, of course, to the Kink Engineering side of their enterprise. One might make a persuasive argument that Kink Engineering was created out of need: Both Mad Scientist and Archean had more than just a casual appreciation and interest in somewhat more ‘extreme’ methods of restraint, and both are simply observant and intelligent enough to recognize a potentially lucrative supply-and-demand trend.

One of the most recently popular and in-demand prototypical bondage apparatus devices introduced within the past decade or so has been the full-latex enclosure simply called the “Vacuum Bed”, or “Vac Bed” in short. For the uninitiated, a “Vac Bed” could best be described as one of those vacuum “food saver” or “space saver” devices you see featured on popular cooking shows, or during late-night infomercials on television. Naturally, “Vac Beds” are built on a much larger scale and are designed to keep humans (rather than carrots and cabbage or unused blankets and linens) in a stringent state of bondage. The premise of the apparatus is simple enough: Entice a willing man or woman (or even both) to “slip between the sheets” of latex that are attached to a specially-constructed vacuum frame; affix your basic, hardware-store variety home vacuum cleaners’ suction hose to a valve attached to the specialized frame of the vacuum bed, flick the “on” switch – and watch complete immobilization ensue.

One of the standard problems with most Vac Beds has been in trying to discover a fool-proof way in which to keep the seal absolutely tight, all around the frame, to prevent inevitable air leaks – and therefore sometimes a disappointing and early end to a fascinating yet somewhat scary complete bondage experience. Naturally, with the strength of the sheet latex being developed by Elastica Engineering combined with a deep appreciation (can we possibly even declare a ‘fetish’ for?) Vacuum Bed restraint systems, it was a natural progression for Mad Scientist to move towards designing his own. Like most trained engineering professionals, he and Archean weren’t content just to follow a basic, standard pattern pioneered by others. He wanted to create a superior product with superior materials – and Elastica Engineering’s sheet latex products, naturally, were to be the focal point. While they admit their first efforts weren’t entirely and exactly what they’d “hoped for” in the way of perfection, it didn’t take them very long to work out the kinks (you’ll pardon the play on words, of course). They demonstrated their first fully-functional Vac Bed not too long after, and waited someone nervously for their first orders. “Our first sales model for the Vac Beds saw us selling five (units) in the first year,” Archean said with a very satisfied sigh and a smile. “We actually sold twenty-five.”

“That first Vac Bed we built – we can admit it – it was a mess, the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen,” Archean said, noting it still occupies somewhat of a hallowed place within their work space. “But we worked at it, almost non-stop – and we got better.”

Since then, Kink Engineering has expanded their Vac Bed product line to include tongue-wagging, incredibly sensual 3-D versions of their Vac Bed system. “Really, we initially just wanted to tweak the old, standard initial design,” Mad Scientist said. “Our main focus was to solve the air leakage problem, and we managed to do that early on in the process. Like our sheet latex product line, our Vac Beds have evolved: Ours are more bondage intensive, they provide a better play experience.” Kink Engineering Vac Beds now come in a variety of style, colors and degrees of translucence.

We could end our tour right here, with a full and bittersweet telling of how Mad Scientist and Archean met, fell in love and eventually strode into a brave new business world together, hand in hand and heads held high with eternal optimism. But wait! That’s not all! There’s still more!

The engineering twosome have introduced a custom-crafted line of hand-decorated, “Fashion Gas Masks” (Your Humble Narrator calls them ‘Fash Masks’ for brevity). The mask itself is based on two different styles of somewhat popular, but older, European industrial gas mask designs – but it’s what they do to them artistically that sets them apart from similar “custom offerings”. Each “Fash Mask” is a one of a kind creation: whether a customer has a deep interest in a spiked, old-school punk or Goth style, or leans more towards more of the Steampunk aesthetic, Mad Scientist and Archean can assure each customer a one-of-a-kind, wearable piece of industrial-age art that is sure to provide the buyer years of deep satisfaction, and admirable peer recognition, at any fetish event they may attend while wearing one.

Any of the products outlined in this tome are available for order directly from Sheet Latex.Com and Kink Engineering. Other projects currently in development include an interesting (and needed) online blog and “how to” guide being created by Archean. “There are lots of people who would love to buy a latex catsuit,” she said. “But you might be surprised at how many people actually don’t know how to get one fitted, let alone get one on, properly. We’d like to be able to help with that, get more people interested in latex. Rubber really shouldn’t, and doesn’t need to be, so intimidating to people.” Part of her online education plans also include advice (“A distinct advantage when coming from a woman,” Archean said) on how partners can “cross that communication bridge” and appropriately inform their partners of a developing interest in latex wear.

“You just can’t look bad in a latex catsuit,” she said. “It’s all about fit: Everyone can ‘rock’ a properly-fitted rubber catsuit. They’re absolutely beautiful!”

(Photos courtesy of Kink Engineering and Lord Morpheus)

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Sex Toys That Remix Your Pleasure

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January
2010 | 7:35 am

rs_clubvibe_dance_small_w_227_h_357_w_300_h_395“The perfect dance partner”

Yay! New sex toys! It’s X-Mas again… or should I say “XXX”-Mas? We recently heard about two different vibrators that take pleasure to another level with their rollicking rhythms. One of them can be enjoyed anywhere, while the other can sit tight in your drawer until you get ready to really party. You game?

If you like to experiment with things from time to time, then these two should top your list. Et Voila:

1. Club Vibe Pleasure Remixed: This is a “wearable bullet,” which means that “discreet” is the word of the day. The actual bullet isn’t the popular metal-finish type, but one with a softer look and cover for your comfort. The vibrator pulses to the sound of your partners voice, or any other ambient sound, which means that you could even wear it to a concert if you were feeling particularly wild. Hook it up to your iPod for a different listening experience, too.

2. Freestyle Music Pleasure Liberated: This is the Queen Bee of Vibrators, which can hook up to your iPod or any other mp3 player via a wireless transmitter. You can also switch it to the manual mode (7 speeds), and it is rechargeable (with up to five hours of continuous play).

These are total next-generation sex toys. Not only do they look good, but they most definitely feel better than your average pleasure wand. And the price? Not bad, either. Take a peek, check them out!

In Love & Sex by Meieli Sawyer Detoni , on Thursday, January 28, 2010, 7:00 AM (PST)

Go here and check the article out and spread the word with facebook, digg it and twitter:

http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Sex-Toys-That-Remix-Your-Pleasure/32964.html

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Dr Love lubricant purity you want to have

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November
2009 | 11:26 am

drloveErik von Gutenberg recommends Dr. Love products!

Without making any compromises on consumer safety, Dr. Love gears up to conquer the market worldwide. Dieter Laros, the mastermind behind this new product, and his team focus on the highest purity for the benefit and safety of consumers, despite the higher raw material and formula costs involved. Dr. Love is not only a state-of-the-art lubricant because of the safety values but packaging and appearance is equally as auspicious.

The lubricant market was still in its early days in the 1990s and many consumers enriched and moistened their love making with oil and fats. These were neither compatible with condoms nor did they meet the sensual requirements. Then fortunately this changed in 1992 when Dieter Laros, together with a partner, developed a new type of lubricant. The product soon enjoyed a worldwide reputation and is still a classic traditional lubricant. “Made in Germany” quality asserts itself on a market and customers have honoured this with loyalty. The magic formula was made of different components of a unique silicone blend. After a while consumers started to ask for a variety of consistency, scent and taste and their range of lubricants began to expand. Dieter Laros, former company founder, trend setter, product developer, producer and lubricant guru turned his attentions to his consultancy and conceptualism skills and after three years has come up with an entirely new type of silicone lubricant, based on extremely pure silicium molecules, with one of the highest purity lubrication indices worldwide.

Purity has an immensely high value at Futuring, Intl. and Dr. Love is no exception. In order to meet these extraordinarily high standards, the formula contains neither Cyclomethicone nor Cyclopentasiloxan. Dr.Love is also free of colours and preservatives to guarantee compatibility with skin and mucous membranes as well as with condoms. These standards are the concept behind their slogan “Live Healthy! Love Safely!” To create the right healthy blend, a composition that is much silkier more lubricating and that leaves a pleasant feeling on the skin, the formula was developed, improved and tested for over three years. pharmaceutical grade Dimethicone and Dimethiconol are used in the formulation. The balance of Dimethicone and Dimethiconol without the use of cyclic silicones is truly a milestone in the history of lubricants and glides!

getmaxDr. Love is already popular in many countries across the globe. Apparently, consumers are automatically attracted to it in the shops and the sales figures show that the success is based on both impulse buying and repeat sales. The modern design and the sophisticated, certified formula reflect the professional origin of this new product. It is a scientific and unique blend, completely in tune with the contemporary market in an attractive packaging designed to arouse emotions. The consumer reactions so far have been extremely positive. The name of the product sparks emotion at the POS and Dr. Love creates that “must have” feeling. Promotion campaigns for wholesalers and retailers support and emphasize these impulses, helping to establish Dr. Love as a premium brand in the minds of the consumers. However; not wanting to sit back and rest on their laurels, Dieter Laros and the Futuring team continue to work on new concepts, innovations and products. Dr. Love is synonymous for passion, for the power and strength to turn a dream into reality and the vision of giving consumers unforgettable moments of pleasure.

www.futuring-usa.com

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Blackstyle Latex Catsuit

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October
2009 | 11:09 am

reviewbannerErik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Blackstyle of Germany – Latex Catsuit
 
Mmmm rubber – how I love thee!!

My love affair actually started about five years ago – before that it was just a crush… I loved black and shiny but had no idea how much better the latex looked and felt compared to the PVC that I had been wearing for many years.

I was at a fetish event dressed in my favourite uniform when I walked in the club. He was standing by the bar dressed head to toe in a latex catsuit. It was shiny and black and fit him like a second skin. We did get the chance to chat for a bit and the urge to touch his well muscled body was almost overwhelming! He had me hooked!

The look, the feel of it either next to your own skin or being able to touch it on someone else… The smell is intoxicating! Those of you who love your leather – its the same experience for rubber. I have worn leather out to many events though and it is not as intimate or erotic as rubber. People are drawn to the stuff and want to touch it – to get that tactile sensation of what it feels like. I had to get used to being touched and caressed by complete strangers! Now it is second nature.

Ahhh but I digress…

Over the past few years that I have been playing and going out in rubber I have learned the difference in thickness and quality that designers offer for sale. I’ve learned to look at the seam quality as there is nothing more heart breaking than having your favourite outfit torn beyond repair!

Blackstyle of Germany screams quality! The wonderful folks at Blackstyle popped one of their classic catsuits in the post for me to review.

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Every Rubberist, whether male or female should have one of these in their rubber closet. It goes with everything. Add socks, gloves and a hood and you have total enclosure. Sexy boots and a waist cincher and you have clubwear. One of the most versatile pieces you will ever own.

Blackstyle offers many styles and colors for their catsuits. They are .35mm. The quality of latex is absolutely beautiful – it takes very little shine to make the latex gleam! The inside of the latex is etched to make it easier to get the outfits off and on. The three way zipper goes from crotch to the back of the neck to offer easy access at play time. The seams throughout the catsuit are perfect – no wrinkles or bubbles. The edges are all rolled and finished.

For you ladies that are well-endowed such as myself, I am happy to say that there are darts to accommodate your larger chests!

Lets just say it looks hot! My playmate was speechless.

So all you Rubberists – go and give Blackstyle a look. They are nice folks to work with and their shipping is super fast!

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review MEO Double Electrical Pinwheel

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September
2009 | 11:03 pm

reviewbanner1Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

MEO – Double Electrical Pinwheel
 
I love it when a package from MEO arrives on my doorstep. The tags read “Are you hardcore enough?” I think so!!

A smile quickly came to my lips when I opened the carrying case and saw this inside! The Double Electro Pinwheel.

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This is fun WITHOUT the electricity attached to it. Not one Whartenberg wheel – but two! The pins on the wheels are nice and sharp to get maximum sensation. When you do hook the wheels up to electricty each point lets off a tiny shock that feels like a lightning bolt from each tip.

A little imagination can go a long way with the pinwheels… There are a lot of very sensitive areas on the body where they can be used. Surprise your blindfolded bottom by running these up and down an arm, a leg, their back, etc. CBT is much more lovely with the assistance of the pinwheel!

MEO carries a lot of lovely powerboxes and accesories if electrosex is what you want to do today! Are YOU hardcore enough?

Exclusive toy review Mistress Darkniis
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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review White Stork

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September
2009 | 2:32 pm

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

California Exotic Novelties – White Stork

California Exotic Novelties – the folks that supply Adam and Eve boutiques with all kinds of exotic toys, bring you the White Stork.

All my friend could utter when he took it out of the box was “wow – it looks like some kind of alien lightsaber or something!”

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For the “princess” – this vibrator is a beauty to behold. With the combination of the clear and purple colors it is feminine and quite pretty. It slices, it dices, it does your drycleaning!

The White Stork features Magical tiered fluttering stork with 8 speeds of vibration and 3 functions and 3 rows of non-jamming, reversible, rotating pleasure beads. So the beads turn in two different directions, the end of the shaft moves back and forth and you have a bullet to stimulate the clitoris.

The clear part of this wand is made of soft clear silicone gel; so water-based lube only!

My tester’s only peeve with this one was that you have to be “relaxed” or the motors on the wand slow right down… Other than that she thoroughly enjoyed exploring all of the settings and functions.

This would be a very easy machine to insert in your submissive and leave her squirming for a long, long time!

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Sinvention

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September
2009 | 11:00 pm

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Sinvention Sunday – Quiet Please!
 
Saturday was a lovely evening of wining and dining… Mistress conveniently forgot that red wine means a headache the next morning!

Quiet in the house please!

The Mother of Sinvention has just the item to make it a relaxing Sunday!

From our lovely lady we have two versions of quiet time in the dungeon; the ball gag and the penis gag.

Sinvention Ball Gag
Made with food grade, safe, non-toxic Canadian balls!! Two ball sizes are available 2″ and 1 5/8″. The balls are available in red, purple and black. Thick bridle leather is used to make the strap and of course comes with a locking hasp. The garment leather that holds each ball in place has snaps so that it can be undone to keep the ball sparkling clean and shiny. This silence is music to my ears!
Sinvention Penis Gag
If you are having particular difficulty with your pet being noisy this little number may do the trick… The penis comes in red, black or purple and again is made of safe, non-toxic, food grade silicone. It is 2 1/2 inches long and 5″ in circumference. The strap is made of quality bridle leather with the Sinvention trademark locking hasp. The penis is riveted into the gag – but I assure you it is easy enough to clean off the drool!

I am going to enjoy my peacefully quiet Sunday morning thanks to my Canadian friend at Church of Sinvention.

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Cold steel Siambok

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September
2009 | 12:42 pm

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Cold Steel – Sjambok
Occaisionaly I get a REAL mean streak in me – especially when one of my precious charges is being particularly naughty!

Cold Steel has a very nasty whip-like solution called a ‘Sjambok’.

In Africa, the Sjambok (Sham-Bawk) is a cattle prod, a whip, a riding crop and a means of self-protection. Unlike most western style whips, the Sjambok is not plaited from thin leather thongs. Instead, it is carved whole out of very thick Hippopotamus hide. Its considerable reach, lightning speed and devastating impact have built it quite a reputation as a sure defense against deadly snakes. Since the Sjambok is swung like a rod or stick and not cracked like a conventional western style whip, the weight, speed and flexibility of the Sjambok’s lash does all the work and little skill is required to wield it effectively.

Today Hippo hide is pretty scarce and not commercially viable, so Cold Steel has produced a synthetic version of the classic Sjambok. Featuring a thick, beefy lash, injection molded from polypropylene and equipped with a soft comfortable Kraton handle designed to resemble braided leather, their synthetic Sjambok rivals the look and performance of even the most expensive originals.

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This little meany comes in 42 and 54 inch lengths. As you can see from the photo it IS flexible. It is like weilding a stiff leather cane. It feels and marks like a cross between a whip and a cane. It will leave behind cane-like welts and will mark through clothing. It does not take much strength or force to weild a Sjambok – so do use common sense and caution!

If you are into knife play you need to go and visit the Cold Steel website. They also have a selection of DVD’s available for self defense techniques with many of the specialized products that they sell.

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review Sylvie Monthule

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August
2009 | 2:54 pm

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Sylvie Monthule brings femininity back to the dildo design.Sylvie’s erotic art is absolutely beautiful and she incorporates these drawings onto the shaft of her equally beautiful dildos.Each one of her creations is made of a hypoallergenic resin compound that is hand washable. Each model is available in red, black and ivory. The engravings show up most beautifully on the ivory versions.
Sylvie Monthule Olisbos Femme Corset – Art for your bedside
 

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There are currently six different engravings available and three different shapes. The version above is the “double” for use solo or to share. It is 17.5cm in length. It is presented in a soft leather sheath for privacy and storage.

The shape of the double is pleasant to the hand and to the pleasure zones it is meant for! The engraving provides the “ridged” sensation for extra pleasure.

Sylvie Monthule also makes a line of non-piercing intimate jewelry to decorate those most private gems! There are versions for both men and women – some penetrating, some not.

So brush up on your French and go and give Sylvie’s website a good browse!

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review

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August
2009 | 9:42 pm

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Church of Sinvention – Classic DeLuxe Restraints and Lead

The Mother of Sinvention takes such good care of us here at the House of the Silver Spider. My fellow Canuck has sent two more pieces for us to test and review.

Oh Church of Sinvention how I covet thee! Your sturdy and quality restraints make play time that much more sinful. I never have to worry about equipment malfunction with the Sinvention logo.

If you do a web-based search on “medical restraints” and then go and take a peek at Sinvention’s Classic DeLuxe Restraints – you will get an idea of what I am writing about. I have a couple of very large, very muscular boys that sit in my spanking chair and I need for my restraints and equipment to be strong and sturdy enough to restrain them during heavy play. Sinvention has taken that sturdiness and strength and added sexy to get these:

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They can tug and pull and squirm to their hearts content and they are not going to get free. They have even been tested for short periods of time in suspension situations and stood up to having over two hundred pounds of force and weight pulling down on them! Bravo!

After you have had your way with them and you want to take them out for a walk; Sinvention has another sexy solution for you… Her DeLuxe Leather Lead with lined handle.

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Lined, for your pleasure… And again sturdy, high quality leather and latch. You could hold back a rabid pitbull with this lead! In a pinch, if nothing else is available, you can also use this as a strap for when your submissive gets out of line and needs some discipline.

Thanks again to Mother of Sinvention for showing us the light!

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Von Gutenberg Weekly Toy Review

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July
2009 | 9:59 pm

Erik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Blackstyle – Anatomical Latex Toe Socks

From our German friends at Blackstyle an exclusive latex design – anatomical toe socks.

As with all Blackstyle products – these are made of high quality, molded .60mm latex. They are designed to be knee-high and come in four different sizes and 3 color choices.

No one else makes ‘em folks!

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For those of you who DO wear latex – you lube it up, and slide it on like a glove – only on your foot instead of your hand. It is an odd feeling at first to get used to – having latex between your toes! I’ve done stockings and socks – these are genuinely unique and give you more freedom of movement in your foot.

For those of you who DON’T wear latex – use a silicone based personal lubricant and apply generously to your foot and calf. Some people prefer to use talcum powder or corn starch – first turning the garment inside out and dusting the surface with the powder of choice – then turning right side out again.

Add powder to the area that you will be wearing the latex and gently slide the latex over top gently – careful not to tear!

All you have left to do now is add some shine to each sock and et voila!

These socks are hand-made by Blackstyle and we were very pleased with the quality. The thickness is consistent – even between the toes. The latex is soft and shines easily.

Toe socks are perfect for a school-girl fetish costume! Let the pillow fights begin!

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Von Gutenberg Weekly toy review Phallix Glass

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July
2009 | 9:50 pm

reviewbannerErik von Gutenberg recommends the weekly toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

Phallix Glass – Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand

Phallix is the exclusive provider of adult sex toys for Vivid & Playboy TV as seen on Sexcetera.

Phallix makes high quality, medical grade pyrex glass dildos. 100% safe, hypoallergenic & often recommended by doctors. All Phallix glass dildos are tempered for high durability and will last a lifetime. Colors won’t fade or bleed on their glass dildos & they are dishwasher safe!

Phallix also makes a line of stainless steel toys. With the same quality control as their line of glass toys they have sent us the 7 inch “Threaded Love Wand” for review.

Reasonably priced at $99.99 on their website the 7 inch wands are available in two different diameters.

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As with the glass – the stainless steel can be heated by placing it in a glass of hot water or cooled with ice water. The ribbing on the provides extra sensation for your pleasure and the curved knob on the end offers a handle for ease of use.

To make it vibrate – grab your favorite mini-bullet in your palm while you are using your wand for some added sensation.

As with the glass toys, the steel toys are made with pride in the USA. Each toy comes with a satin and lace bag for you to protect, carry or store your wand discretely. There are lots of imitators out there – make sure you are buying a safe, genuine pyrex product.

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Toys: Sex and Metal Accessories

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July
2009 | 6:51 pm

model withOstrogoth choker and pendent 1aErik von Gutenberg recommends sex and metal. Fantastic pieces for your play and they are simply unique and fabulous!

Sex and Metal is a sex positive company, setting a new standard in the industry, promoting distinctive, original and artful implements of pleasure; the creator of this company is a highly skilled artisan from England, whose belief in the uniqueness of these products, they were originated from his own personal use.  He decided to share these products with others who would enjoy expanding the realm of their sexual play.  Sex and Metal is committed to the concept of artful pleasure, providing one-of-kind products to promote freedom of expression and to enhance our customers sex lives. Our products are skillfully handmade from cold-rolled, raw steel that is bent, twisted and crafted into custom, one-of-a-kind collectible pieces bringing the BDSM Aesthetic to a distinctively fresh direction.

Jolyon top pieces:

1)     Sistrum Tickler/Flogger. This was one of the first pieces that I made; the feel of it is one of authority and strength, that’s why this is one of my favorites.

2)     Pendulum Tickler/Flogger. This one is has just a great look and feel to it as you play.

3)     Crescent choker. It looks so sexy on any willing subjects.

4)     Ostrogoth choker. It’s just an outstanding piece to look at, Both the Crescent and the Ostrogoth chokers can be accessorized with different pendants, nipple clamps, and

Restraints, which makes them both fun, sexy body jewelry.

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go there: www.sexandmetal.com

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Von Gutenberg weekly toy review Massage Candle

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July
2009 | 10:15 pm

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Jimmyjane’s Ember Massage Candle

For all of my vanilla friends out there who want to take an easy dip in the kinky side of the pool – Jimmyjane has a cure for what ails you – the Ember Massage Candle.

jimmyjane_massage_candleWith more than 72 hours of burn time in this delightful porcelain container – this innocent looking candle has a little bit of a naughty side!

The wax in these candles liquefies into an oil which you can pour all over your intended victim and then give them an all-over erotic body massage. Unlike pouring hot wax on someone – this will not burn. It is simply pleasantly warm and extremely good for the skin.

Several blends of aphrodisiac scents are available. Each scent combination has a base note and a top note that blend together to create the perfect atmosphere. The “wax” is made from a proprietary blend of spa quality ingredients that nourishes and softens the skin after it is massaged in.

As usual, the candles are another quality Jimmyjane product that looks lovely on any night stand.

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Von Gutenberg Weekly toy review Blackstyle

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June
2009 | 8:41 pm

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Blackstyle – Anatomical Latex Dog Mask

Blackstyle is well known internationally for their latex designs and latex bondage. They have sent us their anatomical latex dog mask for review.

This is a very heavy duty piece made of 1.20mm black latex – molded into the shape of the dog.

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This particular piece is available in three different versions – the regular version, one with a back zipper, and one with a back zipper and a built on slave collar. Of course they also sell the leash and the dog tail; and puppy tail rubber butt plugs to go with the mask for your complete puppy play set.

There is an option to have the eyes and/or the mouth open and closed when you are completing your order.

Your latex pup will love wearing this hood for play sessions – no risk of tearing and the heavy duty molding ensures that the hood will retain its shape no matter what.

A suggestion from a long time rubberist friend of mine is to wear a very thin latex hood and shine it with a silicone lube to make it nice and slippery – the heavier hoods and gas masks will slip over your head much easier and not grab or pull hair!

With a little imagination and your gear from Blackstyle your next rubber puppy play session is sure to be a huge success!

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Von Gutenberg Weekly toy review self bondage time lock

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June
2009 | 10:40 pm

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MEO – Self Bondage Time Lock

Our German friends at MEO have come up with a design for those of you that practice self-bondage; or for the couples that want to play with physics.

MEO has designed a self bondage time lock made of high quality stainless steel. This device is quite compact and heavy duty.

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There are two attachment points – so if you are creative this can be for a hog tie! You have a maximum of one and a half hours to enjoy your restrained state until the lock releases you!

How does it work? Physics. There are two holes drilled in the top of the lock. You hold it vertically and fill it with water. The device then goes in the freezer. The top pin is removable – so when the device thaws – the pin will thaw inside the ice and eventually come free – releasing your bonds.

My tester suggested doing a couple of trial runs before you want to actually use it in a scene to generally see what your thaw time is going to be. It can vary according to room and body temperature.

With a little imagination – this gem from MEO has a lot of possibilities!

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MARQUIS AMERICA weekly toy review Sensory Deprivation Hood

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June
2009 | 1:30 pm

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The Church of Sinvention – The Original Sensory Deprivation Hood

The Mother of Sinvention has sent us some more lovelies to review – many thanks to you m’lady!

This time it is the most beautiful piece – the Sensory Deprivation Hood…

I had two individuals try this hood out. It looks like it may work for breath control but my hard-core breath control player says that is a “no-go”. It is certainly tight fitting though and the sensory deprivation addict that I tried the hood on loves it and says it is hard to catch your breath. Go figure!

This is yet another product that is very high quality. Made of soft, padded leather it fits the head snugly. It laces up the back of the head and cross-buckles in two places with the usual quality locking buckles that Sinvention uses. There is also a locking collar at the base of the hood so that your bratty subbie can’t remove it until you say so!

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My test subjects state that you should try with and without the straps tightened up. One did not like the added pressure on the eye sockets after the buckles were tightened and locked.

You are in a completely leather clad (oh the smell!), padded, floating space after the hood is put on. You must concentrate on keeping your breathing controlled as you are breathing through a small hole on the front of the hood through your mouth. You may want to have a hand-signal pre-negotiated as your subject will not be able to hear you. You will however be able to hear them through the breathing hole.

Both my test subjects thoroughly enjoyed the sensory deprivation experience with a big “thank-you Mistress” at the end.

The Mother of Sinvention has many wonderful and sinful things to explore – confess your sins and repent – floggers available at Sinvention!

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MARQUIS AMERICA Weekly Toy Review

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June
2009 | 1:51 am

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PES – Stanley Junior – Arcrylic Anal/Vaginal Probe

First, PES brought us the Stanley anal/vaginal quad pole electrode. Not for the feint of heart – Stanley has pleased many people with his performance…

For those of us who are NOT size queens however – we were left out in the dark…

Then came Stanley Jr. to the rescue!

At 1 3/4″ thick and 6″ long – this gives the “average” user an alternative to the quad pole electrode.

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4 poles gives the user lots of alternatives. As shown in the photo above you can attain a “push-pull” sensation by using two separate power boxes.

I only have the one power box (so far!) to work with at my house. With the quad pole electrode I highly recommend purchasing the umbilical cord pictured above. Talk about convenience! It keeps all the leads neat and tidy. PES also sent along the belt clip. Slip a 9-volt battery into the power box and put the belt clip on – now you have the portability to be experiencing a PES probe while doing completely mundane tasks such as laundry! Let’s make housework as exciting as possible!

This electrode is very similar in feeling to the vaginal probe previously tested. Because there are 4 poles however – playing with the dials on the power box allows for much more variance in sensations. This probe is not as “mild” as the vaginal probe. Myself being the complete nerd that I am, was fascinated by the fact that you can actually watch the vaginal muscles rhythmically contract when the probe is in use.

For the Dominant hand controlling the knobs on the power box – you will certainly be able to make them squirm. The higher you turn the knob – the more intense the feeling pleasure bordering on pain. The longer you leave them on a specific setting – the more they will get used to it and the higher you will be able to turn it up. Again I would suggest having all the knobs on the lowest setting when starting out – it can be a very “shocking” experience.

The entire PES line is designed to give stronger, more intense orgasms. This is very true of their products! For those of you who have been reluctant to try electro-stimulation you really should give it a go – I promise you will like it!

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW Axovus little devil

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May
2009 | 5:49 pm

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Axovus – Little Devil
A perfect starter toy for starting your explorations into Electrosex. Axovus has come up with a compact, easy to use TENS type zapper for your toybag.

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My friends all know that there is usually something new and exciting in my toy bag every time I attend COPE. Apparently while I was off making my rounds and catching up with other friends in the community my best girl was poking around in my flogger trunk to see what interesting thing I had put in the bag.

From the other side of the hall I suddenly heard squeels of surprise and delight – coming from the direction of my little group, so of course curiosity took hold and I made my way back. Apparently several volunteers had been found to test the Little Devil.

When the two spikes contact skin they give off a fairly intense electrical shock. According to the victims just zapped – it is a sharp tingling feeling – pleasure mixed with pain! It had a few people ducking and squirming and of course asking where they could buy one!

The unit is powered by 2AA batteries… It has two settings; constant and blink. And of course to play safe – don’t run around zapping anyone with a pacemaker or heart condition!

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MARQUIS AMERICA WEEKLY TOY REVIEW EROGENICS

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May
2009 | 4:52 pm

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Erogenics – Feelbuck
“This isn’t a luxury, as much as an investment in life long personal ecstasy, which sustains, enriches, and expands body, mind and soul. Beauty matters. Quality makes a treasure. Thundering orgasms make human joy. That’s why I make these.” – Cate

Well said!

Mia and the ladies at Feeldoe have developed an acrylic version of the patented and very popular feeldoe, called a “feelbuck”. Besides being absolutely gorgeous this baby is the “buck” to the “doe”.

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This version was built to help out the male of the species. The bulb was mean to be inserted anally for our gay male couples or for the hetero man who may be having erectile dysfunction. The bulb is designed to stimulate the wearer’s p-spot, and the “horse” end of the dildo is shaped to offer varied sensations. Because these are made of arcrylic, I suggest you be gentle on your first try and don’t thrust too hard!

The Feelbuck can also be used by a female wearer in the same fashion as the Feeldoe. There is no saddle on the Feelbuck however for clitoral stimulation. Both versions of the dildo require patience and practice! Once you get the hang of it – you will never go back to the straps and buckles of the traditional strapon dildo.

If you haven’t been doing your Kegel exercises ladies, both versions will comfortably fit into a strapon harness until you have had enough practice sessions to go without.

Remember kids; sharing is fun!

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW CMD erotic

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May
2009 | 2:40 pm

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CMD Erotic – For the Metal Fetishist

large_aluminum_paddleI have met many that have the same fetish as myself. Metal. Cool, sturdy, shiny, smooth… It is something that I am always searching for and if I had my preference, all of the implements in my dungeon space would be made of metal.

CMD Erotic (California Metal Designs) machines some VERY beautiful pieces that I am proud to display on my walls!

Neil does some wonderful designing and machining and is available to do custom work as well. He has sent us three pieces to review.

Just in time for the public play party that I love to attend in my community. My chosen victim was encased in rubber – my new male model for my photography. The boy is blessed with great genetics and has an ass made of steel. Thankfully it was CMD to the rescue!

Not only is this paddle a thing of beauty but the quality of the machining is superb. It took some muscle behind the strokes, but it got through the latex and got the desired effect that I wanted which was some stretching and toe curling! The sound of this beauty against latex is very loud as well. I could feel the heat of the reddened flesh right through the latex.

cmd_rubber_whipThey call this piece “The Stinger” and it comes by its name honestly. The handle again is beautifully machined and then attached to that is sixteen inches of solid rubber about a half inch thick. We tried this first on bare flesh and it is one nasty bitey bitch! It stings just as much through the latex but it was grabbing the rubber and we were actually concerned that it might split the latex.

And for the final piece… a beautiful plug, check it out on the CMD website, a simply must have! evil smiles

Mirrored finish – literally smooth like glass. Made of aerospace aluminum. This would be a medium sized plug with the three stages. Heavy but not overly so… Height 5-1/2″ Step 1 is 3-1/2″ circumference Step 2 is 4-3/4″ circumference Step 3 is 5-1/2″ circumference Depth to the neck is 4-1/2″. Beautiful!

All of the CMD products are available from the folks at 665 Leather.

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW Roddick Gear

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May
2009 | 11:05 pm

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Roddick Gear – For Your Medical Fetish

011-1008If you have a medical fetish, or a boy that needs a toy, Roddick Gear should be your one-stop internet shopping destination.

These folks have everything from exam gloves to examination tables and everything in between.

The following review products are not for the squeamish!

Medical CBT; good clean fun! Roddick Gear sent us two sets of sounds. First up is the Dittle Urethral Sounds.

11.5″ long each solid stainless steel. Each sound is 3mm to 8mm packaged in a velvet lined leather case. Nice! Very heavy high quality mirrored finished stainless. Nice smooth tabs for easy handling and insertion with the size stamped on the tab. Very fun!

Next up is the Pratt Dilator CVD Set.

This kit has larger french sizes starting from french# 15 and up to huge french# 45. Each sound has one end thicker than the other and nicely rounded ends allowing smooth insertion in the urethra. Each Dilator is 10″ in length – 8 pieces that come in a velvet lined leather case.

This set would not be recommended for beginners. My victim’s eyes almost popped out of his head when I put the set into his hands to look at. These are VERY heavy. Nice for the fear factor laid out on your instrument cart if nothing else!

And just because I am all about safety; please never attempt to force a sound into the urethra you can very easily perforate that delicate urethral wall. Sounding is advanced play; make sure you have someone experienced that can teach you how to properly use them.

The boys have found a new use for a Molt Mouth Gag;

Now that’s what I call inventive anal play! This is another high quality piece made of a dull finished stainless. This gag forces to open to 2 1/8″. So whatever orifice you choose to use it in there are some wicked possibilities. Lets play Doktor!

wartenbergwheelEveryone with a medical fetish should have a Wartenberg Wheel.

These are good for many things; sensation play, violet wand play and just being plain sadistic! This tiny little implement is full of win. Of course my favorite is my combined love of electricity and the violet wand; you can even add fireplay into that if you lay a trail of alcohol down and ignite it by running the pinwheel through the violet wand current. So much fun!

If the next shipment is of the same quality as this; I can honestly say that Roddick Gear is going to be one of the top medical fetish suppliers hands down.

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW ASLAN LEATHER Toys

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April
2009 | 3:07 pm

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Aslan Leather – Jaguar Harness Line

Aslan Leather is THE place to shop for dildo harnesses. AND ladies and gentleman – they are CANADIAN!

Carrie Gray has been producing harnesses since 1991. She found the need to design a harness that worked for a woman’s body; et voila! Aslan Leather was born. All construction materials are hand chosen from the finest available and the outcome is a high-quality product that will stand up to wear and tear and you will be proud to use.

Carrie has sent us the Cherry Jaguar G and the Cherry Jaguar with the “Double up Cuff”.

From Aslan;

Designed for comfort, style and performance the Jaguar Harness has slim line buckles at the hips for maximum comfort and secure hold, D ring closures on the butt straps make the Jaguar design simple to put on (unbuckle one side, step in, adjust buckles to fit) it sits low on the hips like low-rise jeans. Made from truly sexy shiny black garment leather, this harness fits the body like a glove. Designed for the ultimate ride, the Jaguar’s dildo placement is lower than most traditional harnesses allowing for delicious pressure on the clit. Two strap design allows for plenty of access.
Aslan Leather presents the Cherry Jag G

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The Cherry Jag G is the one-strap harness. It has a three point snap out O ring system that comes with one 2″ rubber o-ring. It is a very comfortable fit – holds the dildo securely. The girl had a very pleasant experience with this one!

Next up was the Cherry Jag
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This was the favourite of the two for me. Again – really comfortable fit; the same snap out o-ring system. This is the two strap version of the Cherry Jag. It gives better access to the wearer AND it is compatible with the “Double up Cuff”.

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This allows the wearer to have a dildo or an anal plug to ride at the same time. I must say – it was a nice ride!

Aslan Leather also has the Jaguar Slim which has the option of no o-ring for increased intimacy.

The quality of these harnesses is absolutely superb. The leather is soft and comfortable and the hardware is heavy duty. Carrie really knows her harnesses and you can see the care and attention to detail that goes into each piece.

If you are a BBW – give Carrie a shout and she will take care of you!

If you are in the Toronto area, Carrie offers lectures at Good For Her. Go and meet her in person!

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW Hitachi Magic Wand

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April
2009 | 12:08 pm

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The Hitachi Magic Wand Hitachi has managed to produce one of the most versatile personal massagers available on the market today. It dices, it slices, it picks up your drycleaning… It is the shit!

The Hitachi is a very powerful vibrator that plugs into the wall and has two variable speed settings. The head is made of texturized rubber and flexible to actually be able to use it to massage sore shoulder/neck/back muscles. Slap some Tiger Balm on the head and massage it into those sore spots for almost instant relief – the Magic Wand is like the power tool of massagers!
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Whether for solo, or kinky play – everyone should have one of these as your “intimate massager”. Over the past couple of years both Hitachi and others have developed rubber and silicone attachments/sleeves that go over the head of the massager to create vaginal and anal dildos as well as lots of varied textures. I haven’t come across anything for you size queens yet – if someone has found one; I’d love to hear from you!

The wand is just the basic tool. My favourite sleeve is one that has dual penetration. The way most of the sleeves are built is so that the heel of the big vibrating head can stimulate the clit.

My only bitch about this wonderful man-replacer is that it is tethered to a cord that plugs into an outlet. After having tried a couple of the competing products though, I always come back to the Hitachi. The models that are similar that either recharge or require batteries just don’t have the same power that plugging the unit into the wall will give you.

For evil kinky fun they make harnesses that allow you to place the vibrating head of the unit against the clit so that it cannot be moved. It is very fun to watch your girl squirm because she can’t get away from that orgasmic sensation – which can quickly turn into orgasmic pain because there is no cessation! She will be climbing the walls in no time!

The wonderful people at Hitachi keep developing things that will enhance the wand experience. Stay tuned to have a testing report on their latest and greatest gadgets as they become available!

The Hitachi Magic Wand and two different heads are available  in the  MARQUIS online store empowered by stockroom.

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW EROGENICS FEELDOE

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April
2009 | 5:19 pm

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EROGENICS – FEELDOE

by a lesbian who got sick and tired of straps and buckles came the Feeldoe; rescuing relationships worldwide!

This is the one, the only, the patented original version of the strapless strapon. Made of medical grade silicone it is the only model that allows the wearer to also experience the pleasure. They are available in different girths and lengths, with or without the vibrating bullet.

Beware of the imitation; there are copies of the same design idea that are starting to pop up here and there… Stick to the best; stick to the original.

Yes, this was designed with the lesbian in mind – but 80% of the sales are to heterosexual couples. Ideal for exploring anal play with your man, or in cases where there are erectile dysfunction issues.
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In my BDSM community; it is becoming a standard addition to everyone’s toybag because of its versatility. I can use this on my girl, or my boy. Easy enough to slip a condom on it; lube it up, glide it in and it is ready for use. It certainly frees you from the buckles and straps!

The wearer both has the bulb that vibrates and the ridges to pleasure during the ride. It certainly beats the days of the strap on harnesses that were designed with only the receiver in mind. I personally don’t pack but I imagine it would be much more comfortable to hide one of these in your jeans!

Mia has also developed an acrylic version for the boys called the “feelbuck”. This version is anally inserted and of course much more rigid than the silicone version. This is also good for the hetero couple when he needs a rest and she is still good to go!

Many thanks to you Mia for your time and effort – your design has made a lot of people very sated!

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW: Tire Tread Slapper

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March
2009 | 4:45 pm

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Stockroom – Tire Tread Slapper Stockroom’s wonderful ladies sent me their Tire Tread Slapper. 15 inches of recycled rubber fun, and beautiful to behold!

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This one hurts like a b&*tch! I still have the welt on my calf where I whacked myself with it… The girl had a very well-heated, sexy red derriere after this one. I love the feel of the metal handle in the hand. Two different sensations can be achieved by using either the flat side, or the treaded side. The length of the slapper means be careful! Wrapping is easy to do with this meanie!

Bend it in half for whacking the more delicate bits or for more thud, less sting.

Dominant eyes light up when you walk into the dungeon with this one. Everyone agrees its sexy AND evil.

Daddy’s Belt and the Tire Tread Slapper – must haves for your Sadist’s toybox. Both are available here at the Marquis Online Store.

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW: Paradise Electro Stimulation, the mystic Plug

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March
2009 | 1:10 pm

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Paradise Electro Stimulations – Vaginal Plug Electrode

The ultimate in man-replacing sex toys ladies! Paradise Electro Stimulations sends us the Vaginal Plug Electrode to take for a ride.

First of all you need the power box.

 

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You have the option of running this with a regular 9-volt battery or using the AC adapter to run the power. There are also two different options for the leads. The ones shown in the photo are wonderfully easy to use. You just clip it onto any of the PES toys posts and you are ready to go. The power unit also has an optional belt clip available which makes for all kinds of kinky zappy fun.

This would be my first internal probe (on myself) and thanks to Onyx; a Pro-Domme friend of mine, I have been looking forward to trying this out. She described a vaginal probe to be like “a bunch of goldfish swimming around in your vagina”. She very much enjoyed her experience and completely got off on it.

The way PES has designed this acrylic probe is to mimic the sensation of penetration. By adjusting all four of the available dials to your personal preference – this is exactly what it feels like!

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My boy was off busy being fabulous and conquering the world so my girl and I decided to have some sexy fun via webcam while she is off being fabulous and conquering Vienna. I sent her to Vienna with one of the cell-phone activated vibrators; and she got to enjoy that while I got to enjoy my new PES probe. We had a comical moment when the Mistress got so excited to use the new toy that she didn’t look at all the knobs – just lubed it up, shoved it in and turned it on. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS! It was a rather shocking experience! Make sure all your knobs are off before you turn the power unit on.

The vaginal probe was designed for all access to the clitoral area. Whether this be oral, manual or a toy of some kind. I recommend a bullet. It is a very intense, extended orgasm. If you are multi-orgasmic this combination will do it for you.

If you haven’t tried e-stim products before, this probe is a perfect product to start your experimentation. Some of the other e-stim products I have used can cause some burning if you do not have lube. PES takes care of that for us too with their ElectroLube. This is a water-based lubricant that increases the conductivity of all of the toys by up to 40%.

The PES products all have very helpful and informative information included in their packaging. They also have a well-built website full of useful, informative descriptions and a forum for those of us that just have that burning question that they must have answered.

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW: Liberator adventure gear

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March
2009 | 1:24 pm

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Liberator – The Love Affair Begins
 
Liberator is the premiere purveyor of “shapes”; Bedroom Adventure Gear. Limited only by your imagination, introducing the “shapes” into your bedroom activities adds physical possibilities and positions that go beyond the ordinary bed or dungeon furniture.

We like the “Black Label” versions of the shapes because they have anchor points built in for the quick-release Liberator restraints.

Let’s start with the Wedge;
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Another reason we love Liberator the Wedge Movie!

Oral sex on this shape is much easier on the neck of the giver; raising the pelvis to just the right angle for amazing presentation. For some fun on the kinky side, click in the ankle restraints to restrict movement.

Strap-on play with this shape is much more comfortable for the receiver; especially face down. Allows for ease of access and deeper penetration. Again, click in those ankle restraints and have a paddle handy to heat up that lovely bum!

The videos that Liberator provides give some wonderful ideas for new positions to try and educates the average joe on the teachings of the Kama Sutra, and some Tantric techniques.

Next we roll out the Escape Wet;
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Escape Wet Videos

Sooo… This lovely was a very fun night of candlelit erotic massage with my very lovely ex-girlfriend; so nice to have friends with benefits! The Escape Wet is basically a mattress/futon that has a shiny PVC cover on it where if you add a little imagination and some massage oil it gives a new meaning to the term “slip and slide”. Two hot ladies rubbing, grinding, kissing – HOT! Then move it to the shower for some soapy fun to top off the evening…

Great for anyone who likes food sex, or messy sex… Whip cream, chocolate sauce, champagne – pour it on me baby and then lick it off – no need to worry about the mess because this lovely cleans up SO easily; and folds up for storage. There is an optional carrying case available so you can literally make anywhere a love nest.

Many thanks to Liberator for the start of a very torrid love affair with “shapes”.

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW: JT Stockroom

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March
2009 | 7:23 am

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MARQUIS AMERICA toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

JT’s Stockroom is one of the largest online purveyors of just about anything your inner perv desires. They have sent a few things my way to review, the first of which is Kinklab’s Vampire Gloves.
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These are very soft leather gloves that have metal spikes in the finger tips. These are perfect for sensation play! Anyone who enjoys being on the receiving end of sensation play will enjoy the vampire gloves. They can go from an intense tickling sensation on one end of the scale to drawing blood on the other end… Imagine an open-handed spanking session with these!

These are a one-partner only toy due to the hard to clean nature of all of the little spikes.

Use your imagination and I’m sure the Vampire Gloves will go a long way to making things in the bedroom/dungeon a lot more interesting.

Next up we have the Jawbreaker Ball Gag
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For when the hard-core get bored! (or your slave calls you sweetiepie one too many times) This ball gag sports an actual edible jawbreaker as the ball. How sweet it is! The gag is made with a thick leather strap and has a locking buckle. Replacement jawbreakers are also available.

Remember there will be a lot of salivation with this gag so don’t leave your partner unsupervised and make sure you are playing with them in an upright (vertical) position.

My favorite from this shipment I saved until last. Daddy’s Belt.
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For anyone around my age when it was still acceptable to discipline your child by spanking them – this belt will instantly get a fear reaction by just seeing it! This is an actual thick saddle leather belt folded in half. The top of it is riveted several times which makes it stiff enough to hold as a handle. It works just like when Daddy used to use it on you! It is a beautifully noisy, stinging strap that will leave welts on your bottoms ass. Mommy’s will like it too!

Wanna screw with their heads? Open and close the loop quickly and it will make a very loud snapping sound to further add to that atmosphere of fear.

As in the photo, these are available in Black or Brown. All of the above items are available here on Marquis America’s online shop.

Many thanks to the folks at JT’s Stockroom.

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MARQUIS WEEKLY TOY REVIEW: Sinvention Strikes Again – Subs Stampede in Fear!

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March
2009 | 3:25 am

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MARQUIS AMERICA toy review with Mistress Darkniis. She knows the toys as no other and we are proud to have her on the blog reviewing toys & accessories!

The Mother of Sinvention has sent House of the Silver Spider a high-quality trio of products for us to review. In our box was a posture collar, a 15 inch and a 24 inch bridle leather paddle.

I absolutely cannot stress enough – the quality of Sinvention is top-notch. All of her hand-crafted leather items have a lifetime warranty.

The smell of fresh leather is simply intoxicating and the first smell when unwrapping the items in the box. First out was the stunning Posture Collar with Rolled Edges.

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This item is available in two sizes to cover neck sizes from 11 inches to 16.5 inches. This baby is constructed of the thick bridle leather and then lined and rolled with a soft leather to enhance the comfort of the wearer. Two locking posts in the back with two flat black keyed-alike padlocks to keep the collar snug.

There is nothing more lovely than a slave-boy or a slave-girl with their head held proud and high in perfect posture. This collar would be comfortable enough for wearing for posture training. The heavy duty o-ring on the front is perfect for leading them around or chaining other body parts to it!

Next in our box from Sinvention we have the Bridle Leather 15 inch Paddle.

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When this was pulled out of the box my P.A. made the mistake of smacking me with it on my shoulder… Poor boy! (that meant he volunteered for product testing!) Because these paddles are made from two layers of the thick bridle leather AND a snappy steel insert for rigidity these have a LOT of power behind their swings! It doesn’t take much of a blow to feel the thuddy sting of these paddles.

The edges on these paddles are died, beveled and polished and then the whole item is sewn together; again speaking for the pride and quality of the Sinvention line of products.

Last, and certainly not least, we have the Bridle Leather 24 inch Paddle.

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Constructed in exactly the same manner as the 15 inch version, this paddle is simply evil! Twice as much thud, twice as much sting! Because of its length, it is more flexible than the shorter version; giving a little bit of a wrap if you want it. Nice wide, red stripes will mark your bottom’s bottom. This paddle demands respect!

Many thanks to my fellow Canadian; the Mother of Sinvention for continuing to send us her awesome products to review!

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